bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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