Just soaked up some whiskey with a paper towel and then squeezed it into a cup for consumption. New low.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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