i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
So I just stirred my shower drink with my razor.
I'm not going to ask which end you used.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
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