I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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