I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
Little spoons don't ask big questions
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The air was thick with penises
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
it's finals week and we've been blasting country porch drinkin since 10AM. there's been like 4 tweets about hearin us on the other side of campus
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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