Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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