So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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