So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
I am such a fucking liability at weddings. I ended up making out with this married 40-year-old that told me that basically if I came home with him and be a sex partner for him and his wife, I would never have to pay for anything again. Extremely considered it.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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