The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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