How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
I have an odd instinct I wont find my underwear tonight
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
PROBABLY?!! And here I was, about to buy you a glow-in-the-dark banana-flavored cock ring... Now I "probably" won't.
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