Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
No, it's cool, I just bounced from the hospital. I was...talking to a security guard, maybe?
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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