It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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