party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i will never coherently bang her
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
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