you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
Randomize
