That's when you crack a 10am beer
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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