i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
I have so many hands. So. Many. Hands. I can feel arms that I don't have yet. They tickle. I can see the blood in my eyes. I think something is happening. The hands!!! I'm ticking myself with hands I don't have yet! I can't stop giggling about my notyet hands!
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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