i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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