i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
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