Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
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