I'm eating all of the evidence.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
She's the barista slut.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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