Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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