Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
So my quick shower turned into a "lay in the shower and let the hot water reign over you because you are too hungover to wash your hair" shower. I'll be there closer to 1:30!
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
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