You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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