I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I just hatefucked a Bush administration appointee. Now having celebratory mimosas.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
I think I kinda scared him when I told him if he premature ejaculated I would punch him in the throat.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
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