school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I was doing handstands in the jail cell and crying “IM A HIGH SCHOOL TEACHER AND IT’S CHRISTMAS EEEEEVE”
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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