Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
