I wannas sexs uuuuu
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Dude we just exchanged Zelda related pickup lines. I fell in love at "you can blow on my ocarina"
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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