you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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