PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
Randomize
