i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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