Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
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