When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Also you know what's worse than drunk texting? Drunk leaving soup on your hot neighbor's porch.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I wore a shirt that says "more tequila" to my bday party last year and that's why I want to be my own friend
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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