Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
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