Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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