oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
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