bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
Carrying your underwear around in your purse on Sunday morning is its own religious experience
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
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