No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
you win again, gameday.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
At one point he was so drunk he was carrying around a bottle of patron drinking out of it and falling everywhere and every time he spilled it he would scream "THERE GOES TWENTY DOLLARS."
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
One of the guys just came in and goes "i walked all the way home with a pumpkin". Night just got better.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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