You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Randomize
