I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
They just asked a fat guy to move to the other side of the plane. Send me a pic of your tits incase we crash
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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