Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
Pretty sure I just became the first person ever to use the word "boner" in a wedding card...
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
You just can't finish a sentence that starts with "I may have drunk peed in the bed" with "do you mind if I skip work and sleep here?" Anyways, yeah still drunk at work.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
How the fuck does a person bruise an armpit? I swear to god, I get the lamest drunk injuries.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
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