I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
i finally decided to cut him off after he he looked me dead in the eyes and said "how have i been inside you for the past twenty minutes when my pants are still on?"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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