What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
