she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
No more Irish car bombs ever.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
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