He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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