Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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