I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Send help, water and tortillas.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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