ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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