everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
The bad decision stars are too close to aligning to risk this tonight.
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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