C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
There is booty call etiquette, and he just isn't following it. I'm not making you breakfast, gtfo.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
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