one might say we're banned from that church
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Oh god I found a set of car keys in my pocket, and I have no idea who's they are
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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