And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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