I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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