I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
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