do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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