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his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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