Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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