just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
Every person I've ever had sex with is in Chipotle right now.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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